real lines. no joke.
Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar
no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha
i would love to have the sex with you
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
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MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
this was how i broke in my new tablet im sorry
omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today.
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY
WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE
Strawberries and FREEDOM.